My Favorite Online Profile
May 8th, 2009 § 2 Comments
Had I not met my boyfriend online already. And, were I in the market for a guy who would make for a terrible boyfriend, but amazing comic relief, I would have snatched this guy up in a heartbeat!
As a boyfriend this guy is a douchebag…as a person this guy is HILARIOUS and I am in love!
His Profile
my job: I couldn’t hold a job if my life depended on it.
favorite hot spots: I love traveling… I have backpacked all through Africa, a little Europe, a little Mexico, a little Brazil, Aleutian islands off of Alaska..
favorite things: Walking through mud in my bare feet, Jumping off rocks into the ocean, bad stormy weather, Speeding, dark chocolate- big aficionado (eat it when I wake up, before I brush my teeth).
last read: “HOW TO READ FOR DUMMIES”
About my life and what I’m looking for: I am trying to increase my odds of getting laid, I was told it’s a numbers game… If i happen to fall in love, get married and pop out some kids I guess thats alright. I’m ok with women but I really don’t understand what they are talking about most of the time. If we go out on a date I’m pretty much going to sit there with a blank look on my face, nod my head up and down and then try to kiss you. I have a problem with honesty but am trying to work it out… Right now I have bigger fish to fry because I just got off my medication it was causing impotency. I am habitually late so you have to be ok with that. The good news is I bought a new scooter and have an extra helmet so we can go anywhere for pretty cheap. Plus I have tons of food at my place so I can just pack some sack lunches and then we can go wherever we want to if you want to go somewhere, I think it would be fun if we did. I have a hard time with flattery, if I like you I will grab your butt. I recently tried to start smoking because I love the way it looks but unfortunately my lungs are to weak, but I still can mainline just about anything. I am very persistent and if we decide not to go out I will still try to contact you for another 6 months or until I find someone else to chase. Well I guess that is about it for the surface stuff… I can share all my really personal info with you in the first couple of emails. I love you all and thank you for your consideration
About me
Hair: Light brown
Eyes: Brown
Best Feature: Hands
Body art: None
Sports and exercise: Dancing
Exercise habits: Exercise 3-4 times per week
Daily diet: Keep it healthy
Interests: Fishing/Hunting
Education: High school
Occupation: Self Employed
Income: $150,001+
Languages: Arabic, Chinese, Dutch, English, French, German, Hebrew, Hindi, Italian, Japanese, Norwegian, Portuguese, Russian, Spanish, Swedish, Tagalog, Urdu,
Politics: Ultra Conservative
Sign: Aquarius
My Place: Live alone
Pets I have: Birds, Cats, Dogs, Exotic pets, Fish, Gerbils,
Horses, Other, Reptiles
Pretty interesting profile! Guess, they are trying to test the waters and patience to see how much can one (women) take.
That guy is great! Has to be a hoax though. Nobody is THAT cool….