Jack’s Bucket List
- Go to the pet store and buy anything my nose touches for more than 3 seconds
Eat an entire pizza by myself- Drive down PCH with the windows rolled down
- Spend a summer day at dog beach
Sleep in the big bed that I am not supposed to sleep onEat a bone that is bigger than my head- Be allowed to hump whatever I choose to hump without being yelled at (people, especially company, is excluded from this)
Go to a drive-thru and order something specialPost the 5 tricks I know how to do on YouTube so the world knows how smart I am- Spend a sunny after noon at the park
Take a handful of good photos that capture my “essence”Be pet for an entire episode of 30 RockTake a walk where I am allowed to walk at my own pace, without anyone pulling on my leash telling me it’s time to stop sniffing- Have a Sunday breakfast of pancakes and bacon
