Dearest Starbucks: I know it would be easier to make a clean break and stop all communication, but I couldn’t walk away from you without an explanation. You deserve at least that much. Let me start by saying it isn’t you its me. We’ve had a wonderful relationship. I can’t remember when we first met, [...]
Posts Tagged ‘humor’
Dear Starbucks
Posted in Wedding, tagged humor, Starbucks, breakups, Break Up Letter on September 13, 2009 | 5 Comments »
The Year of Yes
Posted in Dating, tagged humor, internet dating, Life, Love, Relationships, serial monogomist, year of yes on June 1, 2009 | 2 Comments »
I am a serial monogamist. My aversion to dating started in high school when I began a relationship that lasted 5 years. While my friends were attracted to the “bad boys”, I preferred less risky bets. I liked the kind of guys who loved their moms, preferred family BBQ’s to house party’s and ones that [...]
Capri Sun and Orange Slices
Posted in Fun, tagged AYSO Soccer, Growing Up, humor, Life, sports on May 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
When I was seven and on the Shamrock’s soccer team, I remember my coach telling me I needed to be aggressive and it was my duty to protect our goalie. 23 years later, I have been told I am too aggressive, too strong willed, uncontrollable and too hard on things. I blame all these traits on [...]
